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Joke of the Day
"That burrito didn't agree with me. And then I was like ""Why am I arguing with a burrito?!"""
Next Joke
"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""
"I've got butterflies in my stomach... That's the last time I eat a cocoon."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? A tire!"
"I saw a ""best at sex"" contest for gay men, where the judges were your fellow participants. It looked fun, so I entered the competition."
"Did you hear that Tropicana funded the Nazi campaign? They made Jews from concentrate."
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA"
"What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea? A Navy Bean"
"Lots of world leaders coming to DC. I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow."
"Clearly cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""