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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? A tire!"

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"What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
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"[Soldiers regrouping] Where's Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies "
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