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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Tropicana funded the Nazi campaign? They made Jews from concentrate."
Next Joke
"I tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!"
"Broke bakers need dough."
"Before calling me, ask yourself, ""Is this textable?"""
"An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***""Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!""*** Apparently she was giving me her number."
"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"
"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."
"Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free? But they'll gladly take any tips."
"Our principal is so stupid Boy: Our principal is so stupid. Girl: Don't you know who i am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who i am? Girl: No. Boy: Good (walks away)"
"A Mexican gets deported."