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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"

"I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked."

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""

"what if soy milk is just regular milk.... introducing itself in spanish"

"What's the most fucked up joke you know that is not racist in any way? Lemme have it."

"Fellas, if she asks you to sign life insurance policies on the way to your honeymoon, you're probably not making it out alive."

"Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever."

"He was a good dog. He was a beautiful, very good dog. Who was a good dog? Who's a beautiful, good boy? Was it you? It was.Dog obituary"

"A Russian teaching his son the spelling of assassination One ass behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation."

"In Canada, we don't count by Mississippi's, we count by Saskatchewan's."