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Joke of the Day

"Fellas, if she asks you to sign life insurance policies on the way to your honeymoon, you're probably not making it out alive."

"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"

"What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian"

"How did Hitler check the price of his clothes? He looked at the Reichstag."

"I choose toothpaste NOT recommended by dentists... those sneaky tooth-fiddlers have a lot to gain from promoting one that doesn't work."

"Bad religious joke I created. One day Jesus is talking to god and says, ""Hey dad, guess what I did today?"" God: ""What?"" Jesus: ""I walked on water."" God: ""No way."" Jesus: ""Yahweh!"" Badum, tss"

"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."

"My doctor told me to examine my faeces every time I go to the toilet in order to monitor my health. But my bathroom is so dark, I can't see shit."

"My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell"

"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats."