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Joke of the Day

"He was a good dog. He was a beautiful, very good dog. Who was a good dog? Who's a beautiful, good boy? Was it you? It was.Dog obituary"

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"replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground"
"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."
"""Brokeback Mountain"" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard."
"Go full Balrog on your college midterms! And do not pass."
"Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !"
"Lame number joke: Why is 8 scared of 7? Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?"
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips."
"*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar"
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