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Joke of the Day

"In Canada, we don't count by Mississippi's, we count by Saskatchewan's."

"I think the republican party is correct on a few key issues like..."

"Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. ""Why can't I get it up?"" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer."

"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."

"It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again."

"What's the difference between a DVD player and a cow's anus? If you answered 'I don't know,' I'm certainly not letting you borrow any of **my** DVDs in the future!"

"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"

"Okay mum...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook."

"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"

"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""