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Joke of the Day
"What do Jewish pitbulls say to each other when they get home? Muzzles off!"
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"Quit my job at the helium factory today I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"
"My wife is not speaking to me. We watched an old video of our wedding and she realized that I said ""You'll do"" instead of ""I do."""
"Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead."
"I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days."
"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."
"Objects on twitter may appear funnier than they are."
"What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone? SHELLom"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"
"Flight Attendant: ""Here is the extra blanket you asked for."" Me: ""Thanks. Could you jam it into that guy's mouth?"""