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Joke of the Day
"Size does matter-just ask Pluto."
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"Name please ""Yo-Yo Ma"" Your full name [quietly] ""Yoghurt-Yoghurt Marmalade"""
"It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse..."
"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."
"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."
"knock knock YOU: who's there ME: I eat mop YOU:______"
"What's brown and sticky? (not a stick) My Beyonce calendar"
"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"
"Ladies, never buy Activia yogurt because the rest of us are in line behind you thinking ""Awww, that poor girl can't shit without yogurt!"""
"The 3 rings of marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."