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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? (not a stick) My Beyonce calendar"
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"What do you call a bad hair day for Donald Trump? A real toupee in the ass."
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."
"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs I said ""Hey, this would be a great joke to repost!"""
"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"
"Massive US blizzard advancing north. African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? An ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
"How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet"
"How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating."
"I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation."