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Joke of the Day
"knock knock YOU: who's there ME: I eat mop YOU:______"
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"The ruling that legal papers can now be ""served"" on Facebook is ridiculous. Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?"
"if u don't like central stations ur gonna HATE grand central station"
"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."
"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"
"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"
"What's another term for a prodigal farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."
"Chicken must be brilliant at mathematics.. Because after explaining every proof, my teachers say ""Hens proved!!"""
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"
"Namaste or Namago."