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Joke of the Day
"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""
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"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"
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"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"
"Why did the african child die while choking on rice? because he had malaria"
"A man is talking to his friend... ""Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."" ""Eyyy, nice trade."""
"Cell phones make it easy to communicate with everybody except the people you're currently with."
"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken."