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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cold Jewish person? Iceberg."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they do is complain that the lightbulb won't screw them"
"It was dark so I had to feel around for the hole with my finger, I didn't wanna just randomly jam it in anywhere I hate it when the keyless remote battery dies."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls."
"Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime"
"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."
"You can't be ugly and play hard to get, you are already hard to want....."
"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."
"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."
"My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."