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Joke of the Day

"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""

"What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar? SNIKTERS"

"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat"

"Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down."

"eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"My boss told me that I have to stop masturbating at work. I didn't think my patients minded."

"I bought some pot from a T-Rex ... ... he was a small arms dealer."

"I'm a religious man living in Colorado, and I'm starting a marijuana business. I'm calling it Holy Smokes."

"Someone stole my mood ring. I dont know how i feel about that."