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Joke of the Day

"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""

"Whats the difference between a lesbian and a wheat-thin? Ones a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"Ok but how old is your child in minutes?"

"My wife was raped by a gang of mimes. They found many ways to get in and out of the box. OR They did unspeakable thing to her."

"8/10 black men say they enjoy shower sex. The other two haven't been to prison"

"Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ??? Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ??..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off..."

"If we're going to do racist jokes How's a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!"

"I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support"

"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"

"Why do noses run and feet smell?"