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Joke of the Day
"Why do noses run and feet smell?"
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"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""
"Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food."
"things I hate 1. lists 2. hypocrisy"
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"
"When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it."
"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."
"Hey sexy granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up"
"Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for a day......teach a man to jacket he'll never leave the house"