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Joke of the Day
"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"
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"Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. And his least favorite? Deadpool."
"My girlfriend treats me like God... She shouts my name while fucking other guys"
"Why are lesbians superstitious? Because they are always knocking on wood."
"Raising my kids is hard. I can barely get the fat one off the ground."
"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE"
"Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus."
"I wish I was a little bit kidding when I say that I just chose peanut M&Ms over regular ones because protein"
"I bought some Bose stocks today. It was a sound investment."