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"Ok but how old is your child in minutes?"
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"The Flat Earth Society No further comments needed."
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"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."
"Coworker: What's your phone number? *looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker...."
"Now that gay marriage is legal, my uncle can marry his boyfriend Dre! What a double entendre! I made this up and am very proud."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys."
"What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny? Downvote it."