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Joke of the Day
"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"
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"It doesn't matter that I'm bad at spelling, I'm the best physicist just give me a sodastream and watch."
"Son: ""Dad! My lsd is missing!"" Dad: ""We have bigger problems son, there's a dragon in the kitchen."""
"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"
"My boss wanted to know why I was away for so long. I told him I was in the restroom and he doesn't believe me. He insists I'm lying but I'm really just full of shit."
"How will Hillary Clinton keep the economy up? She won't, a secretary will."
"You ordered your steak rare?! Well done."
"An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle"
"They should name American Pharoah's first offspring ""Regression to the Mean"" Because, you know, statistics."
"""I donno. America's Got Ghosts?"" -- someone in charge of a channel I probably pay $10 a year for and never watch."