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Joke of the Day

"An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle"

"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"

"I want a pet otter just so I can introduce it as my otter half."

"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."

"So a termite walks into a bar... And he sits down and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""

"Rule number one of the English language: The use of double negatives is a big no-no"

"How do you tell if your friend is gay? Fuck him in the ass. As you're cumming, reach around and feel his cock. It's hard, he's definitely gay."

"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."