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Joke of the Day
"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"
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"I named my hard drive ""dat ass""... Once a month, my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."
"Just took a bite of a gluten-free slice of pizza & my stomach made a sad noise & I was all ""I know, buddy. I know."""
"""do you know why i pulled you ov.. are you.. pinocchio?"" yea, so what ""is that a hooker?"" uh.. nope, no *his nose hits the fuckin moon*"
"Lesbian relationships The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer."
"My wife has been around the block a few dozen times, if you know what I mean. She's a mail carrier."
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"
"*licks the powdered sugar off the donuts and puts them back* Boss: I kinda like these new low-cal donuts. Real moist."
"A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"What do amputee bears and regular bears have in common? They both have four legs. (assuming the amputee is missing a different appendage)"