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Joke of the Day
"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."
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"Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult."
"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""
"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon ? *...Tennish...*"
"Just learned that New York's state bird is a guy apologizing for being late because of the trains while holding a brand new coffee."
"What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the oven"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""
"Why do toucans only go camping in pairs? So they can bring two canopies."
"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."
"Lois : Clark, are those binoculars? Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No"