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Joke of the Day

"Lois : Clark, are those binoculars? Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No"

"I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too."

"[in the ambulance] Paramedic: what's your blood type? Me: whatever. I'm not fussy"

"Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old Knock knock *Who's there?* You *[You who?](http://memecrunch.com/meme/1MG0Q/big-summer-blowout/image.png)*"

"Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying? because they ran out of Natural Light"

"What's do call a masrbating cow? Beef stroganoff..."

"Why has the pope never won a gold medal? Because he always came in a little behind."

"[screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT ""FIGHTING"" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT"

"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"

"My friend peed on the floor so he can come into my room. I looked over at him and told him ""You're in"""