191911

Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"

"My parents have been together for 40 years, and I don't even like seeing the same cashier twice in a row at the grocery store."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic."

"Talking to my friend about how useless I am with ladies... Me: ""I even had to stand on a damn ladder yesterday just to kiss my date goodnight..."" Him: ""Wow, was she tall?"" ""No, she hung herself."""

"I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear. A-bra-cadaver!"

"I have diarrhea and constipation at the same time... basically, I cant shit... A LOT!"

"What do you call an earl grey that likes role play? Not-tea"

"Prince The artist formally known as alive"

"According to the NSA, most of my calls are me saying, ""I forgot what you told me to pick up at the store."""