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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an earl grey that likes role play? Not-tea"
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"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram"
"A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer The metre was fine And the rhymes quite divine But for some reason it always got the last line wrong"
"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"
"You know you're an adult when you get excited over how much crap you just fit into a dishwasher."
"I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie."
"What do you call tree porn? Entai."
"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"
"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."
"Did you hear about the U2 benefit concert? It was pro bono."