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Joke of the Day

"Talking to my friend about how useless I am with ladies... Me: ""I even had to stand on a damn ladder yesterday just to kiss my date goodnight..."" Him: ""Wow, was she tall?"" ""No, she hung herself."""

"These ebola jokes are terrible! They're making my eyes bleed"

"Why can't gingers run? Because they have no soles"

"I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid."

"What is the one thing you don't give to a Jewish kindergartner? A gold star."

"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."

"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"A little girl asked her Dad one day, ""Dad, do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time?'"" Her Dad replied, ""No honey, some of them begin with If I'm elected.'"""

"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"

"Yo Mama! What's the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"