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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic."

"My cat hasn't used the litter box in days. I have no idea where, or if, he's been pooping. I guess I have some shit to figure out."

"""What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?"" - God creating birds"

"EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it"

"Cartoons lied to me as a child. I was lead to believe quicksand was going to be a much larger problem in life."

"knock knock......... who's there?? an old joke p.s. Today is National Tell an Old Joke Day"

"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""

"What you call a black priest? Holy shit."

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading"

"My friend bet me $5 that I couldn't tell a joke and sneeze... ...at the same time. I tried and tried but finally realized that I'd bitten off more than I could aaaachhooo."