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Joke of the Day
"Since reddit is nearing its demise, how do i cash out my gold? All 0 of it."
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"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."
"Daughter: Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor? Me: Because they have boring parents, darling."
"What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry."
"Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant."
"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."
"You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck"
"TIFU By standing in for a sick teacher in the wrong classroom whoops, wrong sub."
"TIL the musical group Ace of Base was killed in a horrific traffic accident after they missed their exit on the highway and crashed... Police later said, ""they didn't see the sign..."""
"Dance like nobody's watching you. 'Cause they're not. Nobody cares. ~Inspirational tweet~"