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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!"
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"People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like ""Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph."""
"Guess What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves? Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now?"
"What does Tony Stark call his semen? Pepper spray"
"*worm surgeon beside worm in hospital bed."" Doc:"" Surgery went good but the floor was slippery and long story short you have a son now."""
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
"A man asks his wife... Husband: ""Honey, how come you never shout my name when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""Because you're never there."""
"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."
"Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side"
"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."