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Joke of the Day

"I hope all goes well with Princess Kate's baby delivery.., ...but I think it might turn out to be a royal pain in the ass."

"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."

"You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse? I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play."

"There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst."

"What's the most disgusting, distasteful international treaty organization? EU!"

"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"

"The wife asked her husband to get rid of his boner He tried, but it was too difficult."

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"

"What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry? A Prontosaur."

"Every day is a holiday if you love yelling."