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Joke of the Day

"Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising."

"A joke told by the mods of this sub. ""Long"""

"When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day"

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"

"Pick up a book, any book. Open to the middle, and read the first paragraph. Make sense? Welcome to Twitter."

"Current life status - By the time I figure out what nostril is plugged, it jumps to the other side."

"American insults must be awkward in french The word douche in douchebag translates to shower"

"people think theyre so smart for shopping around for good deals, but you know whats more fun than researching prices? having expensive stuff"

"You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a ""gym."""