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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee."
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"My roommate just called my clothes gay.. Have a little respect man! They just came out of the closet"
"My Wife: Why are you home so early? Me: My boss told me to go to hell"
"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."
"Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner"
"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."
"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"
"what do you call a French OP a baguette"
"As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas."
"Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks? They were too Cutler-y."