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"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."
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"What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou"
"Some worlds just want to watch the men burn Like hell, and the sun."
"What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript"
"A little Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 50 dollars. His dad says, ""50 dollars?! Why the heck do you need 40 dollars? 30 dollars is a LOT of money!"""
"Why is Oedipus against profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth"
"My check engine light just turned on. I opened up the hood and the engine is still there. Thankfully everything is fine, but I was worried for a minute."
"Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store"
"Hey wanna hear a fat joke? [deleted]"
"If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room"