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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."
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"WIFE: [crying] guess what my sister just told me ME: she's a liar WIFE: are you saying her dog didn't die? ME: [wiping sweat] I love you"
"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."
"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""
"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."
"Whats Hitlers least favourite pokemon? Pikajew!"
"Neighbor: Yard sale huh? How much's mower? Me: $50 Him: Wait! That's the one you borrowed from me! Me: $20 Him: Its a $500 mower! Me: ..$100"
"Hostess: enjoy these complimentary after dinner mints Mints: you have beautiful eyes Me: [blushing] wow they're very complimentary"