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Joke of the Day
"My Wife: Why are you home so early? Me: My boss told me to go to hell"
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"I scream, you scream- Fine, I'll put down the flare gun and let the hostages go."
"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."
"I had a step ladder... ...but I've never met my 'real' ladder."
"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."
"The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?"
"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"
"I'm 34 and live with my mom. Just kidding... ... I'm 33."
"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."
"Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care."