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Joke of the Day
"A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself."
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"I have a boat that beats all other boats in races... ... It's a champion ship."
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."
"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""
"My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort."
"I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans... They always steal the green cards ..."
"Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you."
"Teacher And Student Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad? Kid: me of course. Teacher: why. Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't."
"What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo? A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe."
"The last Hillary Clinton email joke... [defeated]"