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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, sickening him with botulism which spreads rapidly, people begin dying in droves, STACKS OF CORPSES BLOT OUT THE SUN."

"Art is when u fart without F."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf man? Neither did he."

"I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later."

"What do you call a Mexican pervert? A pedrophile"

"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."

"""It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."""

"How do you organise games in Pompeii? Make aedile."

"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""

"FIFA 16 joke. fifa 16 is going to feature women players for the first time, apparently in the consumables section you will be able to purchase tampons alongside contracts and chemistry styles."