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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."
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"How do you get someone to pay child support? Blackmail."
"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece."
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar QUICK! Bar the door and burn it down!"
"One time I got fired for being too drunk. Not for being drunk. For being too drunk. I miss that place."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.. Bahh, dum, hiss"
"Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic."
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"
"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."
"I like my women like I like my Africa Undeveloped"