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"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"
"My friend told me he wanted to join the Spanish Inquisition the other day. I managed to Torquemada it."
"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
"""Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."" - Me to my children."
"People overlook Dracula's positive attributes. In his bat form, he eats mosquitoes and other unwanted backyard insects."
"My dad walked in on me masturbating... he said, ""quit doing that, you'll go blind""! I said, ""dad, I'm over here""!"
"Everyone is a genius until they try to use their friend's microwave."
"What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET"
"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist would know"