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"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """
"I was going to tell a joke about sodium... But then I said ""Na, I'll do it later."""
"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."
"The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass."
"What do Afghan stoners smoke? Hindu Kush"
"just so you know the guacamole costs an extra $1.80 plus one of your arms and the soul of your first born child thanks for choosing chipotle"
"[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself."
"Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)"
"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."