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Joke of the Day

"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """

"what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy"

"Why was Jimmy sad? Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face."

"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."

"Sorry neighbor who's choking to death, my cat's resting his little head on my leg. This, like, never happens."

"Meant to tell my daughter ""Good night, I love you,"" but it came out as ""Thank god you go back to school on Tuesday because this is bullshit"""

"Your Momma's so fat... A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] You can't jelly your cock into a baby's ass"

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening..."

"Everyone tells me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"