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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
Next Joke
"Me: Girls' night in!!! Cat: I'm a cat. Me: You're my best friend. Cat: I'm not even a girl cat. Me: So it's like a date? Cat: Get help."
"What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia? now museum, now you don't"
"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."
"What did the deer say when he left the gay bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks!"
"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."
"I put an ice pack on my crotch And then I cold-cocked my girlfriend."
"Two old guys were chatting in the park. ""You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years,"" said one guy. ""What happened?"" asked the other guy. ""We met,"" sighed the first."
"Why are 8 year old African children always so depressed? Mid-life crisis"
"Where there's a will... There's a relative."