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Joke of the Day

"Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)"

"My baby just said ""mommy"" instead of ""daddy"" First word problems"

"What do colleges and penises have in common? They're both long and hard, unless you're Asian."

"What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism? Christians pay for their sins"

"Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said ""I Bleed Crimson"" I walked up to him and said ""You big dummy, we all do"""

"Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have? Super Bowl Babies."

"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"

"Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman."

"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."

"Why did the police shoot the black insomniac? He resisted a rest."