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Joke of the Day
"Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)"
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"What do women and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."
"I was at a posh resturaunt last night but the pianist was awful He just kept playing bottom C over and over. Really lowered the tone."
"So my friend and I were playing chess. I said ""why don't we make this interesting"" so we stopped playing. Credit - I can't remember which comedian I stole this off but i am sure reddit will know"
"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""
"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"
"Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry."
"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool"