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Joke of the Day
"Iran! why?"
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"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I wouldn't have to give so many blowjobs."
"If you're having second thoughts, you're two ahead of most people."
"I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back!"
"How come when a child shouts ""This is dumb"" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?"
"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."
"The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal."
"Hey, I fucked your mom last night. *Sigh* I know dad..."
"[couch shopping] Wife: Eh, you married to it? *a bead of sweat trickles down my brow as I hope she doesn't notices the couch's wedding ring*"