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Joke of the Day
"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."
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"So a photon checks into a hotel... Bellman says ""Sir may I take your bags?"" Photon replies ""Nah... I'm traveling light"""
"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."
"Aieee, Ginsburg's dead! If you've never heard the joke with this punchline, find someone who knows it and ask him to tell it to you. It's very funny, but it's too long to bother typing out here."
"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."
"Who was the chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"
"another vampire joke for you guys. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month."""
"*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* ""No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"""
"Some women wear larger shirts to make their bodies feel smaller... I wear smaller condoms to make my penis feel larger"
"ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?"