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Joke of the Day

"Hey, I fucked your mom last night. *Sigh* I know dad..."

"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my wife and my dog. The dog gets it."

"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"

"I don't get my neighbor. tells me to make my self at home but then gets pissed off when they come into the kitchen and I'm in my underwear making a sandwich."

"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"*comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*"

"ME [8:49PM]: on my way, taking a crab GF [8:50PM]: u mean a cab ME [8:52PM]: not exactly. be there in several days"

"Women are like credit cards The ones I really want have a low interest and won't qualify me, so I get stuck with one that has a high interest, extra fees and no rewards. *(credit: Uncyclopedia)*"

"I don't like 2k+1. He's so odd."