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Joke of the Day

"When I went to chemistry class for the first time, I was not surprised... The classroom poster was periodictable"

"What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !"

"Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches? Because of the ""Pit"""

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Led Zeppelin"

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."

"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"

"You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store."

"My dad turns 60 today. Only 9 more years until I can make the kind of jokes that'll show him what a shining beacon of disappointment I am."

"Please don't make me say Worcestershire out loud."

"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."