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Joke of the Day

"When I went to chemistry class for the first time, I was not surprised... The classroom poster was periodictable"

"Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing"""

"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"

"I hope it's true that girls eventually turn into their mothers, because this girl I just ran over has a mother who's alive."

"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"

"Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency? It's always prepared."

"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."

"It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody..."

"Heard this at Disney... What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? What? An elephino! (What's better is that they tell this surrounded by kids, and the parent's all just chuckle)"

"My girlfriend has a fetish for feet Every time I go to see her she adds a few more to the restraining order."