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Joke of the Day
"Why could the drunk man only move left? The officer hadn't read him his rights."
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"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"
"Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."
"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."
"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."
"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones."
"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."
"I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury."