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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"

"Second date tip: repeat everything you said on the first date, word for word."

"Ever heard of the ""door knocker""? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate..."

"Your momma so old... powdered milk comes out her nipples."

"What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!"

"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"

"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."