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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"

"How many ""suh dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's already lit fam"

"I caught my wife having sex with another man with the lights on I didn't know had married a man!"

"What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth - Hurty! XD"

"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."

"ME: This car's perfect except for one thing WIFE: Yes, there's no room for the childre- ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it's perfect"

"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."

"Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens."

"With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running. With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him."

"I would rather crush the shit out of the back of my shoes than bend over and put them on properly."