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Joke of the Day

"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."

"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"

"A doctor tells his patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives him another six months."

"I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like ""Sorry little Canadians. We're full."""

"Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for? Because he's always standing by The Edge."

"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"

"I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew."

"What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix"

"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."

"Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home"